What you do today, you have to sleep with tonight

What you do [or say] today, you have to sleep with tonight. - Country Song

Hill of Beans

The problems of two people may not amount to a hill of beans, but this is our hill and these are our beans. - From the movie Naked Gun

Worry is the interest paid in advance on a debt you may never owe.

Worry is the interest paid in advance on a debt you may never owe. - Unknown

Get It Done

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things.  Right now I'm so far behind, I'll never die. - Unknown 

Lonely

Just because I'm not alone doesn't mean that I'm not lonely. - Unknown

Middle of the Road

If you take the middle of the road position you can get run over from both ways.- Unknown

Neither the Time Nor the Place

There is a time and a place to touch a girl and constantly is neither the time nor the place. - Brandon Pendell

Dead or Alive

"Either I'm dead and I haven't done everything that I want to or I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do." - They Might Be Giants 

There's No Education in the Second Kick of a Mule

"There's no education in the second kick of a mule." - Fritz Hollings, song title

I Don't Know Anything About Music

I don't know anything about music.  In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

A Waist is a Terrible Thing to Mind

A waist is a terrible thing to mind. - Unknown

Running the Country

Too bad the only people who know how to run this country are too busy driving cabs and cutting hair. - George Burns

Good Credit

There is no limit to the amount of good a man can do, if he doesn't care who gets the credit. - Unknown

Shared Candles

A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle. - Unknown

Why there is never enough time?

If you can't find time to do it right, how will you find time to do it over? - Unknown

Christian Cars

Sitting in a church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Impossible to Learn

It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. - Epictetus, (c. 55 - c. 135 AD), Greek Stoic philosopher

Science - Finagle's Creed and Laws

I was going through some notes from years ago and I found Finagle's Creed.  I do not know who this Finagle is or if it is just a made up name to be funny.  In order to find out about this I searched the internet and found that in addition to the Creed there are some laws.  Below is the creed and the laws that struck me.

Finagle's Creed
Science is Truth.  Don't be misled by fact.

Finagle's First Law
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.

Finagle's Second Law
No matter what result is anticipated, there will always be someone eager to a) misinterpret it, b) fake it, or c) believe it happened according to his own pet theory.