Slander

Slander

"When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser."

- Anonymous (falsely attributed to Socrates).

That's a Copper Head, You Idiot

"That's a Copper Head, you idiot.  He's going the other way.  Let him keep going."
    -My little brother

Promises to the Moon

“Promises are like the full moon. If they are not kept at once, they diminish day by day.” - German Proverb

Happiness - Individual Responsibility - Entitlement

"The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself." - Benjamin Franklin

Impulse/Addiction

Don't give up what you want most for what you want now.
-Unknown

Miracles Take Hard Work

"Miracles take hard work." - Special Agent Jethro Gibbs, from the TV show NCIS

What you do today, you have to sleep with tonight

What you do [or say] today, you have to sleep with tonight. - Country Song

Hill of Beans

The problems of two people may not amount to a hill of beans, but this is our hill and these are our beans. - From the movie Naked Gun

Worry is the interest paid in advance on a debt you may never owe.

Worry is the interest paid in advance on a debt you may never owe. - Unknown

Get It Done

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things.  Right now I'm so far behind, I'll never die. - Unknown 

Lonely

Just because I'm not alone doesn't mean that I'm not lonely. - Unknown

Middle of the Road

If you take the middle of the road position you can get run over from both ways.- Unknown

Neither the Time Nor the Place

There is a time and a place to touch a girl and constantly is neither the time nor the place. - Brandon Pendell

Dead or Alive

"Either I'm dead and I haven't done everything that I want to or I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do." - They Might Be Giants 

There's No Education in the Second Kick of a Mule

"There's no education in the second kick of a mule." - Fritz Hollings, song title

I Don't Know Anything About Music

I don't know anything about music.  In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

A Waist is a Terrible Thing to Mind

A waist is a terrible thing to mind. - Unknown

Running the Country

Too bad the only people who know how to run this country are too busy driving cabs and cutting hair. - George Burns

Good Credit

There is no limit to the amount of good a man can do, if he doesn't care who gets the credit. - Unknown

Shared Candles

A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle. - Unknown